Top excuses for Fare Evasion on Translink NI Railways services

[Traincustomer]

Translink NI Railways has revealed some of the most outrageous excuses used by passengers attempted to travel without paying for their tickets!

http://www.translink.co.uk/Services/...ways-services/

(Came across this just now. Piece was published on NI Railways site just in the week gone by. I think this is the best forum in which to place it)