If only I had the money................

Thomas J Stamp · 21-09-2006, 15:14

have a look at the best property deal in dublin:

http://www.dublincoastaldevelopment.com/video.html

Mark Gleeson · 21-09-2006, 15:19

This is going to wreck my view..........

Total dreamland this one but sad people with zero cop on will fall for it

No heavy rail link either

Thomas J Stamp · 21-09-2006, 15:22

I like the look of the Girraffe only Zoo.

constellation · 21-09-2006, 15:28

Very good. Thanks for the funny vid.

The "only 3 years" part made me smile.

Er, exactly how long did it take to build the port tunnel? Oh wait. It's still being built...

Gentlemen (and ladies), it's a brave new world out there!

Thomas J Stamp · 21-09-2006, 15:35

Ah yes, but this is being done by a private consortium. No over-runs happen outside the state sector, as we all know.

Mark Hennessy · 21-09-2006, 16:01

Brilliant!

Is that from the same people who have just invented the "free" energy machine?

Navan Junction · 21-09-2006, 18:16

Who is that guy in the video again?

Right. We had the 'Time in the Slime', 'The Fluzzy in the Jaccuzi' and 'Nail in the Pale'.

What will this be?

Sham-Rock City?

Or A-Tallaght-antis?

Mark Gleeson · 21-09-2006, 19:46

Well it is as follows

300 hectares of coastal waters reclaimed
4 mile dual carraigeway
1 mile viaduct
4 mile railway line
180 sq m railway station
42,000 v3,4 and 5 bed apartments /vils
3 playgrounds
1 Zoo
72 multi story office blocks
3 120 berth marinas
2 multi story shoping malls
200 retail units
75 resturants
2 multi screen cinemas
3 theaters
28 licensed premises
2 schools
3 18 hole golf course
7 hotels
30 hectares green belts

And killer blow
23 casinos

Thomas J Stamp · 22-09-2006, 09:12

Hint: anyone who sends their e-mail to them is a moron.

Just in case the average IQ level of our messageboard starts plunging...... to that of whence it came.

Mark · 22-09-2006, 10:35

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/shared/spl/h...504/html/1.stm

Wow

PaulM · 27-09-2006, 09:07

Please tell me that is a joke! The worlds first Giraffe only zoo sounds good though.

al2637 · 27-09-2006, 11:06

Ah, this is from FUNDA.. a very big Dutch property website (funda.nl)

I read recently they were looking to move into the Irish market... very clever publicity stunt :-)

Mark · 27-09-2006, 11:36

Its a PR stunt that cost €30,000

Mark Gleeson · 27-09-2006, 12:22

And they make it back if one sad fool pays the deposit

Mark Hennessy · 27-09-2006, 12:49

This is real though

http://www.newheartfordublin.ie

Oisin88 · 27-09-2006, 17:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by markh

This is real though

http://www.newheartfordublin.ie

"money money money" the developers and property speculators must be singing

James Shields · 27-09-2006, 22:08

This has got to be a joke, right? I mean the world's only girafe only zoo?

Had me going for a couple of minutes, though.

PaulM · 28-09-2006, 13:46

There is only one reason I can think of that there are no other giraffe zoos.....

No one thought of it yet.

21-09-2006, 15:14	#1
Thomas J Stamp Chairman/Publicity Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: The Home of Hurling Posts: 2,708	If only I had the money................ have a look at the best property deal in dublin: http://www.dublincoastaldevelopment.com/video.html __________________ We are the passengers

21-09-2006, 15:22	#3
Thomas J Stamp Chairman/Publicity Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: The Home of Hurling Posts: 2,708	I like the look of the Girraffe only Zoo. __________________ We are the passengers

21-09-2006, 15:35	#5
Thomas J Stamp Chairman/Publicity Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: The Home of Hurling Posts: 2,708	Ah yes, but this is being done by a private consortium. No over-runs happen outside the state sector, as we all know. __________________ We are the passengers

21-09-2006, 18:16	#7
Navan Junction Really Regular Poster Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Navan Posts: 305	Who is that guy in the video again? Right. We had the 'Time in the Slime', 'The Fluzzy in the Jaccuzi' and 'Nail in the Pale'. What will this be? Sham-Rock City? Or A-Tallaght-antis? Last edited by Navan Junction : 21-09-2006 at 18:20.

22-09-2006, 09:12	#9
Thomas J Stamp Chairman/Publicity Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: The Home of Hurling Posts: 2,708	Hint: anyone who sends their e-mail to them is a moron. Just in case the average IQ level of our messageboard starts plunging...... to that of whence it came. __________________ We are the passengers

21-09-2006, 15:19	#2
Mark Gleeson Technical Officer Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Coach C, Seat 33 Posts: 12,669	This is going to wreck my view.......... Total dreamland this one but sad people with zero cop on will fall for it No heavy rail link either

21-09-2006, 15:28	#4
constellation Regular Poster Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 73	Very good. Thanks for the funny vid. The "only 3 years" part made me smile. Er, exactly how long did it take to build the port tunnel? Oh wait. It's still being built... Gentlemen (and ladies), it's a brave new world out there!

21-09-2006, 16:01	#6
Mark Hennessy Membership Officer Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Maynooth Posts: 1,116	Brilliant! Is that from the same people who have just invented the "free" energy machine?

21-09-2006, 19:46	#8
Mark Gleeson Technical Officer Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Coach C, Seat 33 Posts: 12,669	Well it is as follows 300 hectares of coastal waters reclaimed 4 mile dual carraigeway 1 mile viaduct 4 mile railway line 180 sq m railway station 42,000 v3,4 and 5 bed apartments /vils 3 playgrounds 1 Zoo 72 multi story office blocks 3 120 berth marinas 2 multi story shoping malls 200 retail units 75 resturants 2 multi screen cinemas 3 theaters 28 licensed premises 2 schools 3 18 hole golf course 7 hotels 30 hectares green belts And killer blow 23 casinos

22-09-2006, 10:35	#10
Mark Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Northern line Posts: 1,311	http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/shared/spl/h...504/html/1.stm Wow

27-09-2006, 09:07	#11
PaulM Really Regular Poster Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 826	Please tell me that is a joke! The worlds first Giraffe only zoo sounds good though.

27-09-2006, 11:06	#12
al2637 Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 191	Ah, this is from FUNDA.. a very big Dutch property website (funda.nl) I read recently they were looking to move into the Irish market... very clever publicity stunt :-)

27-09-2006, 11:36	#13
Mark Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Northern line Posts: 1,311	Its a PR stunt that cost €30,000

27-09-2006, 12:22	#14
Mark Gleeson Technical Officer Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Coach C, Seat 33 Posts: 12,669	And they make it back if one sad fool pays the deposit

27-09-2006, 12:49	#15
Mark Hennessy Membership Officer Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Maynooth Posts: 1,116	This is real though http://www.newheartfordublin.ie

27-09-2006, 22:08	#17
James Shields Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Drogheda, Ireland Posts: 1,275	This has got to be a joke, right? I mean the world's only girafe only zoo? Had me going for a couple of minutes, though.

28-09-2006, 13:46	#18
PaulM Really Regular Poster Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 826	There is only one reason I can think of that there are no other giraffe zoos..... No one thought of it yet.

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