Caption Competition

constellation · 08-10-2007, 17:30

Dempsey: And this is where we'll connect up with the WRC-Maglev line.

or

Dempsey: Fetch my chauffeur driven car, will you? I don't think this train is coming anytime soon.

Derek Wheeler · 08-10-2007, 18:12

"Jaysus Noel, I hope you've run this past the lads on Boards.ie."

weehamster · 08-10-2007, 18:17

Minister for Meath affairs:Hey this picture reminds me of a very funny joke I heard in the Dáil yesturday.

Paddy Scotsman, Paddy Englishman and Paddy Irishman were stuck in traffic for 3 hours trying to get home to Navan from Dublin.
Paddy Scotsman says, I'm sick of this traffic. Why don't we build a new Quality Bus Corridor along the Navan road so we can get the bus instead and help us to get home faster.
Paddy Englishman says, I'm sick of this traffic. Why don't we build a new Motorway. That should reduce the traffic numbers and help to get home faster.
And then Paddy Irishman say, I'm sick of this traffic. Why don't we reopen the Navan rail line....

(minister laughs)ah ha ha ha...isn't that just the funniest thing you've ever heard. Rail carrying more people and getting you home faster, ha ha ha... What next, we build an actual metro system for Dublin, ah ha ha ha.

sean · 08-10-2007, 19:00

Here's a couple:

"Kids, you can play on the tracks too"

or

(Dempsey) "They think we're actually gonna build this

"

StephenM · 08-10-2007, 22:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by sean

(Dempsey) "They think we're actually gonna build this

"

That has to be my favourite.

Brian Condron · 08-10-2007, 22:35

"Jaysus get down Pikey"

Mark Hennessy · 09-10-2007, 08:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian Condron

"Jaysus get down Pikey"

Brilliant!

I'll bet this stunt won't be condemned like poor Pikey was

.

James Shields · 10-10-2007, 00:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian Condron

"Jaysus get down Pikey"

I was going to say "Keep the head down, Mikey", but you beat me to it!

James Shields · 10-10-2007, 00:22

How about, "well, one thing we can be absolutely certain of, the light at the end of the tunnel isn't an oncoming train."

Brian Condron · 10-10-2007, 10:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by James Shields

I was going to say "Keep the head down, Mikey", but you beat me to it!

You have to get up very early in the morning (well, before 8 anyway) to beat me to a good caption contest!

sean · 11-10-2007, 07:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian Condron

"Jaysus get down Pikey"

Caption of the year.

CSL · 14-10-2007, 01:19

My Hi-viz jacket's better than your Hi-viz jacket.

08-10-2007, 18:17	#3
weehamster Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Cathair Bhaile Átha Cliath Posts: 199	Minister for Meath affairs:Hey this picture reminds me of a very funny joke I heard in the Dáil yesturday. Paddy Scotsman, Paddy Englishman and Paddy Irishman were stuck in traffic for 3 hours trying to get home to Navan from Dublin. Paddy Scotsman says, I'm sick of this traffic. Why don't we build a new Quality Bus Corridor along the Navan road so we can get the bus instead and help us to get home faster. Paddy Englishman says, I'm sick of this traffic. Why don't we build a new Motorway. That should reduce the traffic numbers and help to get home faster. And then Paddy Irishman say, I'm sick of this traffic. Why don't we reopen the Navan rail line.... (minister laughs)ah ha ha ha...isn't that just the funniest thing you've ever heard. Rail carrying more people and getting you home faster, ha ha ha... What next, we build an actual metro system for Dublin, ah ha ha ha. __________________ R.I.P. T21 Eradicate Fianna Fáil (Totally)

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08-10-2007, 17:30	#1
constellation Regular Poster Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 73	Dempsey: And this is where we'll connect up with the WRC-Maglev line. or Dempsey: Fetch my chauffeur driven car, will you? I don't think this train is coming anytime soon.

08-10-2007, 18:12	#2
Derek Wheeler Registered user Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kildare Posts: 1,555	"Jaysus Noel, I hope you've run this past the lads on Boards.ie."

08-10-2007, 19:00	#4
sean Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Dublin Posts: 707	Here's a couple: "Kids, you can play on the tracks too" or (Dempsey) "They think we're actually gonna build this "

08-10-2007, 22:35	#6
Brian Condron Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 268	"Jaysus get down Pikey"

10-10-2007, 00:22	#9
James Shields Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Drogheda, Ireland Posts: 1,275	How about, "well, one thing we can be absolutely certain of, the light at the end of the tunnel isn't an oncoming train."

14-10-2007, 01:19	#12
CSL Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 378	My Hi-viz jacket's better than your Hi-viz jacket.