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Thomas J Stamp 21-09-2006 15:14

If only I had the money................
 
have a look at the best property deal in dublin:

http://www.dublincoastaldevelopment.com/video.html

Mark Gleeson 21-09-2006 15:19

This is going to wreck my view..........

Total dreamland this one but sad people with zero cop on will fall for it

No heavy rail link either

Thomas J Stamp 21-09-2006 15:22

I like the look of the Girraffe only Zoo.

constellation 21-09-2006 15:28

Very good. Thanks for the funny vid.

The "only 3 years" part made me smile.

Er, exactly how long did it take to build the port tunnel? Oh wait. It's still being built...

Gentlemen (and ladies), it's a brave new world out there!

Thomas J Stamp 21-09-2006 15:35

Ah yes, but this is being done by a private consortium. No over-runs happen outside the state sector, as we all know.

Mark Hennessy 21-09-2006 16:01

Brilliant!

Is that from the same people who have just invented the "free" energy machine? :D

Navan Junction 21-09-2006 18:16

Who is that guy in the video again?

Right. We had the 'Time in the Slime', 'The Fluzzy in the Jaccuzi' and 'Nail in the Pale'.

What will this be?

Sham-Rock City?:rolleyes:

Or A-Tallaght-antis?

Mark Gleeson 21-09-2006 19:46

Well it is as follows

300 hectares of coastal waters reclaimed
4 mile dual carraigeway
1 mile viaduct
4 mile railway line
180 sq m railway station
42,000 v3,4 and 5 bed apartments /vils
3 playgrounds
1 Zoo
72 multi story office blocks
3 120 berth marinas
2 multi story shoping malls
200 retail units
75 resturants
2 multi screen cinemas
3 theaters
28 licensed premises
2 schools
3 18 hole golf course
7 hotels
30 hectares green belts

And killer blow
23 casinos

Thomas J Stamp 22-09-2006 09:12

Hint: anyone who sends their e-mail to them is a moron.

Just in case the average IQ level of our messageboard starts plunging...... to that of whence it came.

Mark 22-09-2006 10:35

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/shared/spl/h...504/html/1.stm

Wow

PaulM 27-09-2006 09:07

Please tell me that is a joke! The worlds first Giraffe only zoo sounds good though.

al2637 27-09-2006 11:06

Ah, this is from FUNDA.. a very big Dutch property website (funda.nl)

I read recently they were looking to move into the Irish market... very clever publicity stunt :-)

Mark 27-09-2006 11:36

Its a PR stunt that cost €30,000

Mark Gleeson 27-09-2006 12:22

And they make it back if one sad fool pays the deposit

Mark Hennessy 27-09-2006 12:49

This is real though

http://www.newheartfordublin.ie

Oisin88 27-09-2006 17:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by markh

"money money money" the developers and property speculators must be singing

James Shields 27-09-2006 22:08

This has got to be a joke, right? I mean the world's only girafe only zoo?

Had me going for a couple of minutes, though.

PaulM 28-09-2006 13:46

There is only one reason I can think of that there are no other giraffe zoos.....



No one thought of it yet. :D


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