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Unread 04-07-2007, 11:40   #8
MrX
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Maybe their marketing department could consider something like this :

Surprising you every time!

To add to the excitement on board our shiny new Intercity trains, the meal service is provided at random intervals*. Meals when you least expect them!

*Please note it may be our policy to close the snack car at the penultimate station. No account is taken for how far into the journey this station is located.

To ensure you get a meal on board, we suggest you pack a balanced and healthy lunch.
Ask any of our helpful staff for suggestions and advice on how to make the perfect pre-packed cold meal. - Chicken and Stuffing is a particular favourite.

Some of our trains come with automatic coffee, tea and drink stirring facilities. Simply place your cup on the table and watch as our unique stirring system works magic on your beverage. It's our unique Shaken not Stirred™ System (Not recommended for high-foaming drinks such as German beer)

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