Today, for your survival, we are offering cockroaches (you can adapt for beetles, just multiply the ingrediants by 10)
Method To Prepare a Cockroach for Human Consumption :
Take a fresh cockroach ; steal one from the exhibit's in Dublin Zoo's insect house if necessary. Then :
1) Remove & discard the solid wing covering flaps.
2) Slice off the head and arse area.
3) Pull off the legs.
4) Make an incision along the back of what's left & crack it open down the middle, revealing the fleshy insides.
5) Place your opened 'roach under a low grill for two minutes.
6) Artistically present it on a plate (i.e. put a slice of lemon next to it).
7) Yummy! Use a teaspoon and fingers! It looks like a black olive!
nice.