Minister for Meath affairs:Hey this picture reminds me of a very funny joke I heard in the Dáil yesturday.
Paddy Scotsman, Paddy Englishman and Paddy Irishman were stuck in traffic for 3 hours trying to get home to Navan from Dublin.
Paddy Scotsman says, I'm sick of this traffic. Why don't we build a new Quality Bus Corridor along the Navan road so we can get the bus instead and help us to get home faster.
Paddy Englishman says, I'm sick of this traffic. Why don't we build a new Motorway. That should reduce the traffic numbers and help to get home faster.
And then Paddy Irishman say, I'm sick of this traffic. Why don't we reopen the Navan rail line....
(minister laughs)ah ha ha ha...isn't that just the funniest thing you've ever heard. Rail carrying more people and getting you home faster, ha ha ha... What next, we build an actual metro system for Dublin, ah ha ha ha.
