Would you let him drive the train to Cork without training?
 

"This is yer boss, this is the gaffer here, the train stops with me"..

Who am I talking about?...

A certain Irish soccer manager?

Stan the train driver. Dumphy challanged Bill to drive the train to Cork last night. A really honest and raw analysis after the game. Entertaining to watch.

Best post match commentary since the Charlton days. A really grotesque, rinky dink analysis.

For my money the best analysis in the business can only come from Johnny Stiles and Eamonn Grumpy (aka Zig and Zag). What are they up to these days?

In the bed with Lucy as Podge & Rodge. Nice work if you can get it.

They forgot to mention that the real problem is Delaney and the FAI.

Delaney looks like a twat, acts like a twat and talks like a twat. In my opinion he hasn't a clue and is merely a stooley for the FAI backroom twats.

The FAI have always been a joke and will continue to be a joke. They are an inbred corrupt little bunch of upstarts who are in it for themselves and not the good of soccer. Genesis was a project in a Star Trek movie. Thats as close as the FAI will come to it. Its a "watch your house" mentality.

Ah ref!

Would you trust Dunphy to drive down Dawson St?

This train has derailed and i refuse to get back on it until we get a new driver. Hes completely gone off the tracks