I'm not sure Irish Rail would be able to do any better...

[comcor]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-13437279

[Mark Gleeson]

Seen strange things travel by Irish Rail but nothing like that

Two seals in a tank got to Cork in the guards van once

[ACustomer]

This might just happen in Limerick if Rubberbandits try a new release called "horse inside".